So, it all started yesterday. I opened the medicine cabinet door and out feel the clear nail polish. I blame it on Brian actually cleaning our bathroom. It taunted the messiness gods.
And, yes, it is really difficult to clean up spilled clear nail polish without your glasses on. And, with no nail polish remover. And then having to take a shower with half-dried nail polish all over your hands.
But, that was just the beginning. After my shower, McColley came into the bathroom and managed to find a basket. Inside the basket was just random nicknacks, and a silver heart-shaped candy dish... with sharp edges. McColley, of course, drops the sharp edge of the candy dish on his toe. It lands right on the middle of his right big toe nail. And it starts to bleed under the nail.
He was not happy.
It took a good hour before he stopped crying. And Brian and I forcing a dose of Tylenol down his throat. McColley REALLY hates Children's Tylenol.
We went grocery shopping in the afternoon, but generally just chilled. Due to the toe smashing, McColley chose to not take a nap. However, he did fall asleep in my lap at 8pm.
Brian took him into his bedroom, where he woke up a bit. Usually Brian can just lay next to him on the floor until he falls asleep again, but McColley could not fall asleep. I went in after 9 and McColley just could not get comfortable.
He seemed hot, so we took his temperature. It was over 102.
At 10 we forced him to take some more Tylenol. At least he was polite as he screamed, 'No Thanks! No Thanks!' and tried to shove his hands in his mouth so we couldn't give him the medicine.
Finally we all got to sleep. In the morning we took his temperature again... back at 102.
I called the base clinic, but there were no appointments with any doctors. So, I got a referral to the Walk-In Clinic. From now on it shall be known as 'Hell'.
I called Hell at 10am and was told the wait to get in was 1 hour. Both McColley and I still needed to get ready, but I was hopeful that we could go quickly and beat the rush. McColley took his bath with no problem but refused to put on clothes. I took a shower with no problem, but McColley still refused to put on his clothes.
All attempts to put his clothes on resulted in a temper tantrum, so I set him on our bed and said I would go put on my makeup. When I walked back out two minutes later, McColley was asleep on the bed.
He woke up a little after 11am. I called Brian at 11:30 and asked him to come home because I couldn't get any pants on McColley.
This was a bigger issue than it should be because by this point McColley's big toe nail was black. Therefore I didn't want to cause further injury by forcing him into his pants (not that I hadn't already tried to do that while working around his toe. This proved to be impossible for one person.)
By the time Brian got home McColley was worn out and let Brian put on his shorts with no problem.
We finally got to Hell at 11:42am. Brian waited with us until 12:40. We finally got into an exam room at 1:20.
The nurse took the basic vitals and then told us the doctor would be with us soon. This included McColley's temperature hovering near 104.
I read McColley five books, including two with some 'reading comprehension' to kill time. We sat in three different chairs. Finally I convinced him to lay down with me on the exam table and we took a nap.
At some point the doctor came in. She was actually a PA, but she was more worried about the fever than the toe.
For the toe: Watch it for a couple days, see if he starts refusing to walk on it. If that happens, she gave us a referral to go get an x-ray.
For the fever: Still have no idea what caused it. One ear had a little redness and his tonsils were swollen. A throat swab revealed that there was nothing in his throat. The nurse came back in and helped me get McColley to take a dose of Tylenol (which brought his fever down to around 99). But, then there was some confusion about an urine sample.
The nurse asked me if I wanted to do the sample at the office or at home. Based on the earlier pants experience, I told him I wanted to do it at home. He brought the bag in for me, and then told me I just had to wait for discharge orders. This was like 3:30.
At 4:20 (while McColley took another nap on the exam table) I hunted the nurse down and asked how long it was going to take to get those discharge orders. He said just another couple minutes. And then comes in a few minutes later and tells me that THE PA CAN'T WRITE DISCHARGE ORDERS UNTIL WE GET A URINE SAMPLE! So, we should just go home.
We finally left Hell at 4:30. We stopped for fries on the way home.
At 5:15 the PA actually called me at home and asked 'All that time and you couldn't get a sample?' (in a very sympathetic tone). My response 'I didn't even try. I told the nurse that I wanted to get the sample at home. I had some trouble getting his pants on this morning and didn't want to try again at the office.' She was really understanding, and I think our extra long stay can be attributed to miscommunication with the nurse.
But, we have to watch McColley's fever. The PA is going to call again in the morning to see how McColley is doing.
And, no, we weren't able to get the urine sample tonight. So we'll try again in the morning. Let's just say that McColley's enthusiasm for putting a plastic bag over his penis mirrored his love of taking Tylenol.
And at 8pm McColley's fever was back up to 103... so Brian and I had the joy of forcing more Tylenol down his throat.
Here's to a fun night!